I'm sad about the Cavs but not surprised because, well, this is Cleveland, and we all carry a perpetual sports sadness with us. Somehow, somewhere, we got the malochhia from some Sicilian widow, and now we can never win the big ones. At least now there's essentially a break from sports around here, since we've been off the Tribe since, I don't know, 2004 or so, and football doesn't start to heat up until mid-summer. Then I get to listen to groans of "the Browns stink!" for 16 weeks. Awesome.