Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Poor Angie, or, Suck it Up, Girl

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511470,00.htmlFor eight years, I had to live in George Bush's America. And it sucked. This guy and his BFF Dick "I'm smarter than you because I say I am" Cheney ignored any damn part of the Constitution they wanted, including that wee bit about the powers of the Executive Branch, the First Amendment and the Fourth Amendment, and giggled about it like schoolgirls on the back of a field trip bus. They violated the Geneva Convention, told the Red Cross to shove it because they dared to state that the US was committing torture, and gave the Saudis, Wall Street, and anybody else who could make them money a wink and a smile and let them go about their business. And what happened if you said anything that could be remotely construed as criticism of their policies? You were un-American. You were against freedom. You weren't a patriot. You didn't honor the sacrifices of the men and women who serve in the military. You didn't honor 9/11. People I know, right now, believed and continue to believe this crap because George Bush sold them a culture of fear. And I had to listen to this dumbass stutter, strut and mispronounce "nuclear" for the better part of my thirties. And get re-elected. Unreal.

So now there's a guy in the White House who actually thinks that the Constitution is a good idea, that torture is a crime, that real freedom and patriotism means you're allowed to disagree with your government and they won't punish you for it, like tapping your phone, or looking at your mail, because after all, we're better than Stalin or the Gang of Four. But according to Texan and card-carrying GOP babe Angie Harmon, having Obama in the White House means she can't disagree with the President or else the media will call her a racist.

People still fear being called a racist, I suppose. It's a knee-jerk thing that nobody likes to talk about. However, is it worse to be called a racist by a tabloid media that makes up news and publishes "stories" that everyone knows is bullcrap, or is it worse to be called un-American and anti-patriotic by your own President, the same guy who seems to think that the FBI is his secret police and that, like Richard Nixon, whatever he does is legal because he and his lawyer say it is?

I think I know.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Brown, or, This is Terrible

It was time today to bring out my summer things from the back of the closet and put a lot of heavy winter clothes away. I dumped out everything from my drawers and did a big clothing sort on the floor. Slowly, a disturbing pattern began to emerge. Everything that was ugly, worn out, misshapen, pilled, faded or otherwise wholly unwearable unless you're changing the oil in the car was brown. Light brown, dark brown, olive green brown, off brown, dirty tea cup brown. This means that I have been wearing this brown clothing all winter to the point of exhaustion, and it is so disheveled that I can no longer stand the sight of it. I used to have all cute clothes. This is not the example I need to be setting. In walks Emma.

"What is this?" she asks, swirling her tiny pointer finger at the mess on the floor. "Who did this?"

"I made this mess," I said. "These are Mommy's clothes."

She stared. First at the clothes, then at me. She made a face.

"I don't like this," she remarked, still swirling. "I don't like this at all." She paused. "This is a big ugly mess."

"Yes, Emma. It is."

More staring.

"Put this in the trash." And with that, she walked off in search of her twin.

When the two year old knows that your clothes are ugly, it's time to move on. I bought a pink lipstick today, wore a red tank top under my standard black t-shirt, and felt better immediately.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Ho Ho Cake, or, It's Not So Bad Not Eating Ice Cream

So my Lenten deal of no coffee and no ice cream is going ok. Coffee is still very hard, especially in the mornings, and decaf tea just doesn't give me the kind of kick I'm usually looking for. The girls have taken to playing "coffee" with their little wooden coffee maker and I am the first one they come looking for when they have just poured a fresh "cuppa cuppa." How sweet.

I'm not really missing ice cream, however. I have somehow turned my off-ice-cream 40 days into an exploration of other desserts that are equally nice, if not more so. Case in point: cream puffs from Presti's and this giant Ho Ho cake at Grobles'. Presti's cream puffs might as well be heaven sent, and this Ho Ho cake is so decadent, so rich.

I don't feel bad about the caloric intake of these items, because they are few and far between. I'm not going to Presti's on even a weekly basis, much to my own and the girls' chagrin. And the Ho Ho cake was a nice treat. Nice, indeed. I could have wrestled Bill for the last of it tonight, but Lent is, after all, about restraint.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

What I write about in my "free" time, or, the revolution is coming

I have no idea what goes on in my head when I don’t understand something.

From Curriculum: Creating the Metacurriculum

In the five articles we read for this mod, no one turn of a phrase created a more succinct image than this. Imagine the speaker as a cartoon character, sitting in front of a text—any text—with the ubiquitous dialogue balloon over her heard and nothing in it but black scribbles. Every student has felt this kind of mental paralysis at one time or another. The content causing the trouble could be anything: fractions, Shakespeare, inert gases, the Rule Against Perpetuities. The challenge for students and their teachers becomes how to step back away from the discontent and decide how to approach the material in a fresh way, a workable way. Metacognition and its ally, metacurriculum, offer learners and their guiders tools to create spaces where thinking about thinking can be explored, discussed, and implemented. My position is that any subject can and should be “metacurriculum-ed” to meet the needs of diverse learners in a progressive school culture. The issues we need to frame in order to accomplish “metacurriculum-ing” include how to rebrand core content, how and what students would benefit, and how to sell it to a very demanding yet change-fearing public.

In “Curriculum: Creating the Metacurriculum” Perkins notes that Schoenfeld’s study on problem management yielded interesting results. Mathematics students who can self-analyze with such prompts as, ”Am I making progress with this approach?” or “How can I check my answer?” are better inquirers and users of mathematical principles. In “Teaching Intelligence,” Perkins also quotes Binet on the subject of self-analysis, noting that students need “mental orthopedics” in order to learn how to learn. Perkins wraps up the trifecta with a solid observation in “Content: Toward a Pedagogy of Understanding” that such understanding is not “either you get it or you don’t”; this approach is narrow, old-fashioned and wholly unworkable in today’s school culture. One way to move students away from this closed-ended world of being good at a subject (or not) is to rebrand the way we in effect market the discipline. Mathematics, rather than being a rote course of study that covers principles and formulae, transforms into a course on problem solving that utilizes mathematical principles to illuminate larger metacognitive concepts. No student likes to think of himself as a “bad problem solver,” yet this same student might too willingly put himself in the category of being “bad at math.” Take math out of the prime slot and shift the emphasis to, as Perkins describes, thinking about options, what has been tried, what worked, what didn’t and why, what is always right (Pythagorean theorem) and why that matters in the larger scope. Schools could use numerancy as a medium for conveying the larger metacognitive processes that extant mathematics curricula purports to illuminate but clearly fails to do, given the state of mathematics scores in many districts. The proposition is radical, certainly; it would change not only the way mathematics is taught but how mathematics teachers are taught to teach it. The end result, however, could be a whole new class of students who, because they can solve problems, can complete complex mathematical proofs with low frustration and high achievement. More importantly, these same students, because math was just media, could walk their problem solving skills out the classroom door and transfer them to social studies, science….or, just maybe, real life.

Could any student benefit from this remarketed, freshened up version of the American school curriculum? I posit yes. In “Teaching Thinking and Problem Solving,” Bransford, et. al. compartmentalize the IDEAL approach (identify, define, explore, act and look & learn) to problem solving. This method is so straightforward that it could be communicated even to kindergartners, who, having survived toddlerhood with all its developmental lurchings, could be led to understand it. Children are natural explorers; whether in struggling with bringing the abstraction of language down to the concrete (child holds up unfamiliar object and asks, “What is this?”) or in examining natural phenomena (“when the sun goes to sleep, the moon is awake”) children want to make sense of their environment. This is true even of children with differentiated learning needs, who also crave structure and order but may require an alternative route to create this kind of meaning for themselves. If the notion of problem-solving as paramount is highlighted in early childhood education, the results of the investment will begin to pay dividends almost immediately. Rather than suffering from the disconnect so many students experience on encountering higher-order skill based courses in middle school, children would be able to bring with them their intellectual suitcase of problem-solving techniques and expand on them to meet the new demands that the curricula imposes upon them. Again, the idea of redesigning early childhood programs to emphasize not preacademic skills but pre-LIFE skills (ideally, through play, which is how children learn best) is taking the train in the complete opposite direction of where we are going now (how many times have we heard, “kindergarten is the new first grade?”). However, for many children, particularly those on the autistic spectrum, teaching preacademic skills are for naught if they can’t expand their problem solving techniques in simple, everyday play situations. Would a play-based, problem-solving preschool without the esoteric trappings of, say, the Montessori method “go” in today’s climate? The bigger question is, why couldn’t it?

This brings up the last point in this exploration of metacurriculum, and that is the hard sell. Perkins and Grotzer rightly note in “Teaching Intelligence “ that instruction can help people to think better . . . such effects would not have the broad generality or the persistence of IQ.” If all we are concerned about as a culture is the quantifiable, then yes, my suggestions about revolutionizing curricula are but academic musings. But if we want, as we purport to want, children who can grow into adults who can solve problems, fix things, figure things out, get the job done, then isn’t teaching the process of solving, fixing, figuring, and getting really key? Don’t then the petty disputes between the disciplines become collateral to the bigger issue: producing great thinkers? A student who can think greatly—bigly—widely about many subjects can self-select the one she wants to uncover more deeply. Because she is a great thinker, she chooses more wisely, with better forethought, perhaps more enjoyment, and ultimately, with more long-term success. Making the paying public believe that exploding the curricula we now have isn’t academic terrorism is indeed a hard sell. Quantifiably, however, the data we get back from so many school districts is uniformly discouraging. Perhaps imploding what we have would actually be an opportunity to build an oasis in an existing intellectual desert.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Sisters

Here I am with the Deputy Grand Matron of District 3, Sherry Kita, and her Grand Page, Judi Pisczak (standing) of the Order of the Eastern Star in Ohio. In other words, my friends and coworkers from 2006. Our girls have sure come a long way.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

My mess, or, why can't this house stay clean?

Yesterday morning I spent 42 minutes walking around the house cleaning. This doesn't mean I was sweeping, or dusting, or doing dishes. I walked around the house picking up random things from the floor and putting them back where they are (theoretically, in my world view) supposed to go. Among the things I found just lying around:
1. One dress up shoe, purple, presumably Helen's.
2. One play TV from the dollhouse. Emma insists it's broken because it won't turn on.
3. One child's sock, purple (no idea where the mate is)
4. One sticker, floral, with sparkles
5. Mardi Gras beads, green, metallic
6. 6 play frogs, various colors, which are supposed to live on a bench in my kitchen, but had somehow migrated to the Sesame Street playset
7. One Little People person, Maggie, under the front hall cedar chest
8. One Snow White diaper, shoved into a doll buggy, presumably to hide it for safekeeping
9. One Bonne Bell lipgloss, mine, with a tooth divet in it. Emma doesn't believe they're not candy
10. One half of a blue plastic Easter egg. Again, no idea where the other half is, or how it even got into this house.

All I want is a clean, streamlined Scandivian-style house. What I got is an evolving, completely thrown together, always interesting mishmosh house. Not House Beautiful material. I love it, but man, when will I stop scrubbing dry erase marker off my kitchen wall?

Sunday, March 1, 2009

My Solitary Life, or, Anne Morrow Lindbergh got it right

We had a dance party for the girls yesterday with about 8 other neighborhood friends. (see 9.39 for photos). It was great getting ready, although I did fall into "hurry up hurry up" mode, which Bill really dislikes. After the commotion of working the room, and visiting with friends, it was nice to have the house quiet. This morning Bill took the girls to the zoo and I am just trying to wrap up my perpetual loose ends. I have always had a big interior life...I think I am essentially an introvert in that way, because big parties and going out isn't my idea of a lot of fun. There are days, like today, when my brain is telling me that I need solitude. I really believe, as AML did, that women can't manage everything they have to manage if they can't manage their own internal space. The struggle between constantly being on call and wanting silence creates a sad inertia, especially this time of year, when warm fresh air is infrequent and the house walls are giggling with dust, cracks, torn wallpaper and dull decor. I have read the new IKEA catalog about 20 times, imagining what I could do IF....and that can get depressing real quick. Having 120 precious minutes to myself, even without coffee to accompany me, can be just the thing the therapist ordered.